Fouls in basketball should not result in free throws, and accordingly the number of fouls required to foul out of a game should be lower. Read more

To call “Drive All Night” the dumbest song on The River is a major dis to, among others, “I’m A Rocker” and “Crush on You.” Loved the full-album show but during “Rocker” had to amuse myself by pretending he was singing “I’m Mo Rocca.” Read more

Jose Valentin. Jose Hernandez. Jose Mesa. Jeromy Burnitz. Marty Cordova. Read more

I have mostly stopped gambling, although I bet impulsively on the Raiders last night. I was happy. Read more

1. "Batdance" Read more

Anyone wanna go sailing? Read more

Adrian Dater blocked me. I think it was because I edited something Tom wrote: http://deadspin.com/5917531/idiot-… Read more

Did I need to say that I was? Would have, had I known it would help. Dad finished 48th out of 88 in the fleet. Read more

Trick question. For those lucky few millennials employed sportswriterin' at newspapers, it's still Springsteen. But everyone sportswriterin' on the internet has given up on white-dude rock and likes Kendrick Lamar. Read more

Hmmm. I'm taking the complainant's offer under consideration, because the prose makes it seem as though it was filed by Thomas Wujin Craggs himself. Er, at least that was how he would talk to me. Read more

Texts I got from a friend once.

"Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again." – Henri Cartier-Bresson Read more

Has Tom Ley ever read anything in print? Read more

YER FULL OF SHIT, BURKE. Naw, kidding, but I think your conclusion gives benefit of the doubt to the wrong side. SEE TIME DOT COM FOR THE TRUTH: http://time.com/35031/iowa-sta… Read more

Please rank current and former staffers according to their likeliness to be pedantic about food. Read more

I am on a no-carb diet but tend to cheat at the holidays when there is pie around. But my uncle, in whose mind I must remain honorable, judges me. Normally my mother bakes the Thanksgiving pies, so she can sneak me slices. But this year my uncle is holding the feast at his apartment, and ordering the pies. I'm… Read more

Do NOT fuck this up, people. Read more

[BLAME KINJA.] RELATED: Cool tweet. Read more

I'm willing to embrace new flavor combinations and expand my horizons. BUT ARE YOU?! Read more