What now? I haven't changed the post. I trust you have enough beef with me without embellishment. Read more

Well, the second-guessing about Strasburg has gone on ever since they announced the shutdown, but it'll assuredly intensify now. (With good reason.) Read more

"Yes, Harbaugh is a raging lunatic." This was all I was trying to say! Read more

So he can look up the idiom and understand that it's an idiom, not a literal statement by Gilbride. Read more

That was the only thing we could come up with, since Fritz coached under Holmgren. But he's a nephew, and Fritz isn't even around to bully. Brian Schottenheimer, Lane Kiffin: they're sons of living coaches. Read more

Also, zombie Thomas Jones. Read more

That's a nice GIF but I fear this one will never be topped, as far as coaches saying "fuck you" go, mostly because Haley's assuredly saying it to someone on his staff.

McKnight's played corner on the scout team, and presumably he's gone against the Jets defense in practice, too. So he knows the scheme better than Colclough, or someone similar, would. And besides, didn't last year's Patriots show why you don't build a defense around bad free agent corners? Read more

Greenberg is the only baseball player ever to come from my hometown. And yet... Dickey. Lots of emotions going on here. Read more

It is real. And that photo is hilarious. I wish it had come with the statement. Read more

Yep, both of these are good points. I was speaking only broadly about the contracts, but thanks for drilling the detail. Read more

Also relocations to Dallas, Phoenix, Denver, and North Carolina. But sure, whatever you say. Read more

I'm not bashing the fans or the quality of the team, I swear. But it has something to do with that dual thing I mentioned here, of liking hockey and having money. Preds fans like hockey, but not enough (as in, what would they pay to see a game) to make the team competitive with the big-market teams. The same's true in… Read more

Hadn't seen it until you mentioned it, but yes, it is a funny post. Probably funnier than mine. That said, it has nothing in common with my own except the central conceit, which you can find lots of other places on lots of other topics. Thanks for your contribution, though! Read more

We deeply regret that this tweet did not come in time: https://twitter.com/lhoppes/status/249251306361982976 Read more

OK, you can have a lifetime achievement award for all your contributions to this thread, if you'd like. Read more

CLUTCH DAN, YOU ARE CLUTCH. THIS IS CORRECT. You now understand our surprise. Email me: dickey@deadspin (not hotmail!) dot com. Read more

Do you see the trademark chin hole? Read more

Like it. Email me! Read more

No. [Redacted] is the guy in the Mean Joe Greene jersey. Read more