Do you ever find yourself in the breakroom, slathering peanut butter onto a grilled cheese sandwich, and think to yourself, "Damn, I miss Dickey"? Read more
Have you given Emeritus tons of shit for calling Sandy Alderson the 'best GM in baseball'? Because if I knew anybody who made a claim like that, I would make fun of them mercilessly, to the grave. Read more
Dom Cosentino: "Jets beat writer" Read more
Jack, I'll bring you some pie next week. Read more
Shoot, I been there, Jack. The bad news is you've got to stick w/ the sturdier pies. I know apple's the best for eating w/o shame in a public setting, but that's not how you and I eat, you dig? You and I eat dessert in the bathroom, which means we have to smuggle in the half-slices of pumpkin pie that are just kinda… Read more
Eh, buy a pie of your own beforehand, and then WRAP THE SLICES IN AMERICAN CHEESE AND JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN Read more
In keeping with tradition, Loria has vowed to do all he can to make her a Yankee. Read more
I have no problem with the Puig stuff. It was hilarious. And, as Barry’s article said, if anybody should be mad it’s the Dodgers not Cardinals. But the Cardinals AREN’T MAD. Only Beltran made a public criticism. And he was pissy in all his interviews. He called out Jon jay for the miscommunication in center right.… Read more
Yeah, I'm sorry. I know the long, discursive style can be off-putting to people. That's why we always post a no-frills, meat-and-potatoes, short-form version of the recipe over on my personal Kinja. Here's this week's one: Read more
Dick Gets Hit In The Dick, Continues To Be A Dick, Ends Up Totally Dicked Read more
Adam, he lobby to get on this list. He lobby me, he lobby Tony. Read more
Regarding the first letter: Greg's article was well-reasoned and fair, so I don't know how the guy gets off talking about "slander." Then again, maybe we shouldn't be surprised to see a Waksman melt down under any sort of heat. Read more
not necessarily. Tennis players overwhelmingly move to Florida to live at Tennis Academies in their early teens. Golfers generally come from middle and upper class families. NHL'ers are overwhelmingly Canadian or European. MLB players are 1/3rd Latino, and most of those are from somewhere that's not the USA. Read more
This is why you don't live tweet a tightrope act.Pierre engages the ledge well. Pierre looks confident. 10 feet. 30 feet. Pierre is balancing adeptly. Ladies and gents, this is what we waited for. Wait, nevermind. Read more