Heh. I thought the lead here meant there were only 34 letters in the entire book. Like, letters. Like a, e, i, o, u, t, d, s, r, n Read more

Baffling.

I will take one of each (except the ski outfits). Read more

Don’t forget substantially better looking. Read more

Kyle, you’ve redeemed yourself. Read more

This guy gets it. Read more

“Blame Canada” from “South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut.” Read more

I can’t believe no one got the answer to this Final Jeopardy question! Read more

I’m actually laughing at the image of you answering the phone “KYLE WAGNER” and some poor pharmacist is like “Uh? Your prescription is ready?” Read more

“Hello?” is literally how they tell you to answer the phone in kindergarten. “KYLE WAGNER” is how they tell you to answer the phone at business school for babies. Read more

I’m sorry, are you out here arguing against saying “Hello?” when answering the phone? Read more

I’m genuinely impressed by your stamina, Rob. It only took like six minutes of this record to make me say (out loud) “Oh, I don’t like Miley Cyrus OR the Flaming Lips.” Read more

Either way, the dude looks like a Teddy Graham. Read more

To be fair, “Sixteen Handles” is, like, really dumb and bad. Read more

It feels so childish to be upset because you had something perfect and it got taken away. I’m trying to remind myself people never get it as good as those of us who got to work with—or even just near—Craggs. But goddammit if it doesn’t hurt like hell. Read more

We argue about whether or not it was the first time we spoke, but very, very early into our friendship, I found myself crying in Tommy Craggs’ hotel room. We were in Budapest at what I guess you might call a summit (it’s a weird company), and I had started only a few weeks before and knew no one. And there I was,…

God damn it. Read more

Something that may not have been clear about Lacey’s comment here: she is actually not a virgin, so. Read more

lol “craves Western authenticity” Read more

This is the correct opinion. You’re not so bad, Burneko. Read more