It's going to be hard to win the new Press Your Luck when every stop is a Whammy. Read more
It's Troy Aikman Face Roulette! Read more
God: [watching "fight" between agents] Read more
Then he screamed at the first man, "THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE." Read more
It turns out his father-in-law is an indentured servant in Qatar and he thinks the World Cup honors him. Read more
Actual Phil Ball self-defense, from comments there: Read more
Pretty sure she'd just get up, sigh loudly, and lock herself in the bathroom until he leaves. Read more
OK internet commenter. Read more
The number one problem with horse racing is there is more money to be made in the breeding shed than there is on the track, by several orders of magnitude. A promising colt wins 2 or 3 grade1's in the same season and he is immediately sold off to consortiums only interested in fees for studding the horse out over the… Read more
Phenomenal read. I grew up in Saratoga and was privy to the generational indoctrination that makes a racing fan, and it's true. Nothing really makes it click in your head quite like your dad sending you to the betting window at 8 or 10 years old with a couple of bucks while a patient and amused mutuel winks at your… Read more
Hey Jeb, put this in your pipe and smoke it. We are trying to do something positive for the sport. A real grass roots effort to bring horse racing mainstream. Read more
I go to the Atlantic City Racetrack once a year when they have live racing, and holy shit it is so much fun. I don't even like gambling at all, so that is definitely not the appeal for me. I look forward to it every year. It blows my mind that it's not more popular than it is, because to me nothing can beat it.… Read more