And in the Hall of Fame he should have an asterisk declaring that he's the only player in the Hall to have two separate HoF careers. First as the only guy to ever do 400 HR and 400 SB and then as the guy to become the most dominant power hitter in the history of the game. Read more
Bonds' 762 should have an asterisk beside it, and that asterisk should reference a note at the very bottom of the list, and that note should read "762 is greater than 755". Read more
She's in the attic!!!
"That success notwithstanding, 26 is awfully young to be authoring a book of wisdom." Read more
You're forgetting another thing he learned from Peanuts, Jeb: that a baseball team should have sub-replacement-level pitching and never win. Read more
Well of course the fucking thing isn't dedicated "To the Straw Man of a Hippie Dropout I'm Beating with Word Truncheons in My Imagination." Read more
This is the main reason I never became rich and famous, I don't want people looking into the dumb shit I did in my 20's...well that and the complete lack of drive and talent and good ideas and ambition. Read more
Like "hipster" and "douchebag," the word "bro" has been applied to such a vast swath of American culture that it…
Even Ballpark Pup Hank is getting in on it
What idiots. How the fuck do you forget the #tcot? Read more
Upon seeing proof that Manziel was not 100% committed to the National Football League, Merril Hoge's tie knot grew a meaty four inches. Read more
Have you seen an American child lately? Trust me, they're being fed. Read more
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NFL: "Nigger" is a bad word that drags us back to the days of slavery. Now step on this scale and run the 40 yard dash so we can measure your physical attributes and let rich white men decide where you get to live and work. Read more
There is awesome stuff at Gawker too, I guess I should have included the sister sites in general. I'm also a fan of Cord. Read more
Cord Jefferson also writes superb pieces on race for Gawker. Read more
It is strange to me that some of the best and informed writing on race in America occurs on Deadspin. Writers like Mr. Howard deserve a wide audience. Read more