Aaaaaaand Kinja can’t hire anyone because it’s a commenting platform, not a person or place! Read more

I honestly don’t know, but will be interested to find out this weekend, what the cost difference is per serving between a moderately expensive fish like branzino and, say, a little bit of steak + hot dog + hamburger. I’m guessing it’s more but not that much more? Read more

Oh hell yeah. Read more

LenDale White! Read more

He’s trying to give away our page hits! Where the hell is Mariotti when you need him? Read more

It says “cooked or canned fish” right in the recipe dude, damn. Relax. Read more

Well, you could get a better look at a t-bone if you stuck your head up a butcher’s ass....wait, no, that’s not it. Read more

That is not the joke. It never was. Read more

I don’t know that I agree that using an old edition is an issue. My edition is charming and interesting and still very useful. There are quirks, and I’m using those here for our entertainment, but that isn’t because I think I’m too advanced for the old stuff. In fact, quite the opposite. Read more

My kids didn’t eat this. I didn’t read the rest of your comment. Read more

Thanks for chiming in. Read more

Good point - I did make a loaf, but cut a circular piece out so it would look better. Mine was very flat though, as I did use kind of a big pan. Read more

There aren’t enough reporters on the planet to get to the bottom of that nonsense. Read more

With all due respect to Microwave Cooking For One, part of the charm here (I hope) is that Joy of Cooking has been a beloved manual for the better part of a century. I expect that most of the recipes we cover will engender a sort of befuddled respect, as opposed to outright disdain — but I suppose we’ll have to see. Read more

I should clarify that I am still in that “plastic cups” stage of my life so take my opinion on alcohol delivery vehicles with a giant rim of salt. Read more

Do you actually have all the correct glasses for these drinks? I have a kind of short one and a kind of skinny one, and they’re both Jack Daniels brand - I find drinking, say, cabernet, out of them is a tremendously shitty experience, but I’m too cheap and lack cabinet space. Read more

Any beer is good when you mix it with Tequila, you ding dong. Read more

Did you just tell us to not read the comments? Did you just tell us... Read more

Organizational dysfunction goes a long way, is my guess. From here on out, Masai will get to build his team without that surprise one-year jump up the standings, for better or worse. Read more

Great fucking plug from SimuLord, though. Read more