There will not be any shortage of information about these events, and all the forthcoming ones, and all of the ones after that. That’s not gross. That’s news. Read more

Everyone at Deadspin gets together at the beginning of the year to decide the official feelings for every team. It’s exhausting, but how else are you gonna make sure to piss everyone off? Read more

Great piece. Thank you. Read more

Sorry my man...I got a real job for a minute. Will be back in action soon. Read more

If you don’t think the man Will Gordon is a hustler, that is the real model number of the Xfinity remote...that’s the good shit, Will. Read more

Thank you, Will, for Deadspin. I believe that my writing career, to the extent that I have one, could easily be traced back to posting jokes in the comment sections here, and I know many (more talented) people who could claim the same. Read more

Please don’t start posting our emails on here, Rob. This is a rabbit hole we do not need to go down. Read more

No but you can kiss my ass Read more

It’s The Beer Idiot, not The Bread Idiot. Read more

Hey since you’re paying us now, can I have a raise? Read more

You gotta revisit Jagermeister, Will. After a month of chugging generic NyQuil, at least, it’s pretty damn palatable. Read more

You’re thinking of your grass, which hasn’t been mowed since you found a varmint nest at the end of March. Read more

Welp. Read more

Please do! Read more

“Calf slobber” is some country ass shit and I’m proud to carry on the tradish. Read more

1. Those are shoulder chops, not leg steaks. Read more

I’m not really a picky eater, but damn is eating liver gross. Read more

Mmmm...Poppy seed dressing. Read more

Gimme a little credit, player. Read more

This guy just gets it.