Mr. Scocca was not part of that process, also pretty sure that ship haz sailed - here’s the ruff draft from last year

How dare you, sir or madam, that is MY shitty Kinja blog entry! Read more

I can’t think about the whole world, man, I can only think about one person at a time. http://joemacleod.kinja.com/99-shitty-ways-to-die-1617929209 Read more

I went to the school they tore down to build the Old School they tore down to build the DMSofC. Read more

STOVETOP STUFFING flavored chips! You should enter that in the contest next year. Read more

I need to keep my friends, sir. Read more

Sir, how dare you. I am not yet deceased. Read more

FUNNY PAPER is on Hiatus. However, I will take this oppt’y to pimp the @FUNNY_PAPER Twitter feed because you never know.

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NO I WON’T STOP POSTING THESE THINGS. Thanks for reading!
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The time I took to read your comment has been deducted from my pay. Read more

Har! This was the inaugural project on my WACOM BAMBOO tablet. I'm so ashamed. Read more

And c'mon, nobody went Kaleessi?

Green slime!

Heh. I'm kinda surprised BORGNINE came up before JOEL McHALE

I'd like to see a remake of OVER THE TOP with him managing Sylvester Stallone all the way to the World Championship for geriatric arm-wrestling. Could totally work in the DENNY'S scene. Read more

Mr. Pacino rec'd the "Best Actor in a Leading Role" Academy "OSCAR" Award for his performance in SCENT OF A WOMAN. Hoo-ah! Read more

Mr. Pacino was nominated for a Golden Globe for BOBBY DEERFIELD, while REVOLUTION rec'd four Razzies. Read more

I dare to take a stand on crappy movies! Read more