Two all kale patties, special sauce, kale, cheese, kale, onions on a collard greens bun. Read more
JOE MACLEOD
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Huh I thought I was the only one who noticed that McDonalds commercials seem to appeal to hipsters, it's actually quite ingenious. Read more
In other news, why hasn't anyone told me to Google "Joel McHale + Body" before? Delish. Read more
Gotta say, I just don't get kale. I've tried it a few different ways and it just isn't for me. Read more
Premium Crispy Kale-Chicken Bacon Clusterfuck of Kale Sandwich Read more
Don't you mean Kevin McKale? Read more
They changed the fries several years ago by no longer cooking them in beef grease... thus why they suck now. Read more
Oh that's just so WRONG. I'm at my weakest moment after a workout. I'll eat anything. Hangrily. Read more
Quick hide your straws, McDonald's is grasping wildly! Read more
Anything and I do mean anything, made with Kale has the lingering and progressive sent of a dogs scrotum. Nice to know that you can combine it with a McDonalds item and have the taste linger with the transmission oil burps normally associated with their products. Read more
My Mom's dead! But if you have a Ouija board handy I'd be happy to ring her up and tell her about the terrible meal I've just ordered. Read more
I am never going to be able to forget "Filet-O-Fucking Kale." Read more
I'm sobbing at my desk laughing at this whole thing. What the fuck? Read more
"The power is MINE, bitches!" Read more
HEART! Read more
"Good restaurants are actually cheaper." Read more
Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Read more
Fuck kale. Read more