Military Appreciation Night isn’t enough? Now there needs to be five of them, one for each branch of the military? Read more
JOE MACLEOD
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it is, out of context, for sure. if you click on the link for more info, this is what you get:
the nats are not the only team to have pups in the park, or bark in the park, or whatever you call it when dogs get to go to the game. dogs are awesome. Read more
Similar signs appear around the city every time we have an election.
The fact that a stationary set and a wine stopper are giveaways tells you all you need to know about who the Nationals think their fans are. Also, Nationals “history” lol. Read more
Hey Look, a hipster wrote some shit on the Nats schedule :D Read more
To be fair, the Nationals regularly do an 11AM home game on Independence Day. Read more
Not going. I want ticket stubs before 2005.
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Man - someone is trying way too hard to be funny here.
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Is every team giving away a garden gnome this year? Read more
At least it looks like they’ll be red this time. Last year, in the playoffs, the gave us white rally towels. An entire stadium waving surrender flags.
I definitely read that the first time as “122lb dog”. Read more
The 4th of July game is at 11:05am because DC is a nightmarish swampy world of shit filled with tourists and Clarendon bros/chicks in town for the fireworks that night.
Also, you hush your mouth about Pups in the Park. My dog loves it. You’ve never seen pure joy until you see a 12lb dog snarfing on a hotdog and fries.
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My eyes. Oh god, my eyes. The horror. Read more
Why isn’t Star Wars Day May the 4th?
“Thanks for coming to the game and spending your time and money with us for the day. Here’s a fake ticket from 10 years ago, you dumb piece of shit” Read more
Freedom Fireworks > Captivity Fireworks Read more