Meanwhile, EMO Players Accused Of Attacking Relatively Troublesome Mascara. Read more

I dunno, it's not THAT huge. Looks a little scampi. Read more

When Chatroulette goes horribly wrong. Read more

PBR is a great cheap, yellow swill that tastes better than most comparable macros and, as you note, it's cheaper without veering into dangerous Keystone/Old Milwaukee/Meister Brau territory. Hipsters have already seized upon other value brands anyway. Read more

Man, I'm so sick and tired of all of this talk about Welker and grit(ting his teeth). Read more

The only thing this piece gets right is the part about not giving a fuck once you become a parent. Read more

One of the ones I think I regret bypassing. Saw it just after we arrived, and I took a picture because the stand was just so perfect, but never made it back.

YES! I had Summit on a Stick two years ago, and still have the stick at home. Read more

Fair enough, but the Minnesota Wine Country menu specifically listed it as being from Red Wing. Read more

I didn't want to violate a copyright. Read more

Important clarification, thanks! Loved it, so I'll definitely look out for more Flat Earth offerings. Read more

I've had it before, wasn't impressed enough to try it again. Plus, the proprietor is from Iowa. Read more

The pitch count at the time? Read more

Pernil. Roasted Puerto Rican pork shoulder covered with an adobo of olive oil, salt, cracked pepper, oregano, and crushed garlic. Plunge a knife into the roast to create pockets that you stuff with garlic. Other than requiring a mortar and pestle, it's silly-easy, tastes exotic without requiring exotic ingredients,… Read more

Not sure why, but I always go back to the oft-overlooked, but much loved (by me and my brother, at least), The Survivors. Read more

"Chicks dig the small ball." Read more

Based on your recommendations, I went with the Sony MDR-7506s this week. They are actually like $85 on Amazon right now, which makes them a downright steal. Read more

Based on your recommendations, I went with the Sony MDR-7506s this week. They are actually like $85 on Amazon right…

The sheer amount of denial and revisionist history of this comment thread's collective childhood and subsequent parenting philosophy is enough to make Vladimir Putin blush. Read more

I'm sure I'm not the only one to make this point, but the Washington Bullets changed their name in 1997 with little opposition or fanfare because of gun violence in DC. No one complained about the loss of brand equity or anything remotely caustic like "Hey, murderers are HONORED by the name!" The NRA didn't come out… Read more