Thank you for this. I’ve developed a tolerance to the soothing cute animal gifs I’ve been using through this election season... this works!
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This is the best article in the history of deadspin dot com. More butt stuff, please. Read more
I read this as “Postseason’s best Baseball Bunt.” Was confused by when I started reading. Read more
I keep telling myself I’m a “stout boy with meaty haunches,” but that doesn’t make the skinny jeans look any better.
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This is fine, but true connoisseurs of baseball butts will tell you that the catcher position is where it is at. And by “it,” I mean “the best butts.”
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This is my favorite story of the day. Thank you Jordan.
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STICK TO SPROTS! Read more
I really hope they don’t draft Brad Kaaya and fuck up his career before it has a chance to get started. He’s going to come into the same type of situation Tannehill did, only worse because a handful of Dolphins fans will actually have heard of him prior to the draft. Read more
I will. Read more
How do you catch a softball? (Asking this question on behalf of a dumbass) Read more
As for the rest of us, we love it! If needed we will gladly support a counter petition. Read more
Welcome to Deadspin Jordan. Just a word to the wise, careful writing negative articles about the Seahawks. Their football illiterate fan base has a tendency to sue or start change.gov petitions in response criticism or rational negative thoughts about their defense. Read more
A point that a fair number of readers seem not to be getting is this: The problem isn’t that journalists made jokes about a grim story. The problem is that they based their jokes on pretty much all the facts and backstory of the story except for the single most salient and chronically overlooked one, and in so doing… Read more
Jordan is also a pretty ill softball player. Read more
Jordan Sargent was my first thought. Though it's worth noting that Tommy Craggs is now non-Deadspin. :( Read more
if by hero you mean racist. Read more
"Techno" Read more