I’ve watched that fourth gif about 20 times and I still can’t figure out what happened. The defender barely gets a hand on Drake, who had completed the catch and turned upfield, and doesn’t seem to slip, yet somehow he just falls forward onto his face. Read more

Peterson finished with 118 yards rushing on 23 carries, and he fumbled on the two yard line Read more

[A] division title is off in the extreme distance if the land mines implanted in the arms of each Mets pitcher all detonate at once (not impossible), and if the Nats choke like the choking chokers they are. Read more

Against all odds, omitting Ichiro is now the biggest journalistic faux pas of Jordan’s career. Update this post! Read more

Jordan writing sports shit is the best part of the demise of Gawker.
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I’ve really enjoyed Jordan Sargent as a sportswriter. Read more

totally. the little jersey grab he does to bring him to the ground? very impressive display of strength against a guy who’s no slouch. Read more

In the open field like that, probably a first down 90% of the time one-on-one. Impressive, indeed. Read more

That tackle on third down is absolutely incredible. Read more

Man, weren’t the Jags supposed to have a great year this year? What happened to Hurns and Robinson? and their new D? Read more

It’s nice that for once, DeAndre Hopkins’ on-field performance and fantasy value was greatly diminished by someone not named Brock Osweiler. Read more

Nice sportsicating, Jordan. Read more

Kid’s good. Read more

Jordan, Read more

Rest In Peace, Craig. GQ should give him most stylish man of the year. Read more

Here’s where I know my liberal brothers are frustrated: Read more

I believe those were the exact words that sent a Cardinals exec to jail. Read more

1. The trash can Read more

According to New York State’s voter registration database, the paper’s associate managing editor for standards, Phil Corbett, is a registered Democrat:

From my coworker Jordan Sargent: Read more