I’m a glassy eyed fella, and I think I will be every time I open this, be it in my browser or in my memories. Read more

Additionally dumb for texture is something that Kiran and Anders and I were always proud to make and deliver. It brings me joy that it brought you joy. Read more

I wish I could say that Megan is the perfect leader that everyone seems to think she is, that she is wonderful and warm, a visionary and a bridge-builder. But I know the truth. I lived the truth. The truth was revealed to me on Pi day.

We are always trying to optimize the Deadspin Video experience and will add this comment to our upcoming focus groups. We’d be happy to mail you some leftover durian as thanks, just email us your info. Read more

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Only on shooting days. Sorry I didn’t specify earlier. Read more

The Eagles are having a bad season. I don’t have a lot to work with here. Read more

That might work too well, but we’ll consider it. Read more

Very perceptive. Read more

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Agreed. 10 days just does not seem like enough time to recover from something like this. Read more

I’ve heard some people really like the name Leg Bones.

Thanks— *extremely serious voice* It’s a selection of Bedrich Smetana’s “My Country” if you feel like looking it up later. Read more

Hell yeah. Read more

Watch it again, my lad. There’s credit at the top left throughout the whole video. And if you want, there’s also a cool watermelon smashing somewhere in there—let me know if you catch it. Read more

You are so right. Please send all requests for regular speed video to the fine folks at the Australian Reptile Park, who filmed this in slow motion even though it’s Friday, god dammit. Read more

*rimshot* Read more

I do wonder what he would have done was he faced with the vastly different immigration laws we have today. But that could be its own other story. Read more

corrected, very sorry! Read more

im beating myself up for this. we corrected the piece, thanks for pointing it out! Read more