I'd Fowlke her. Read more

@Concrete Brad: You are a dipshit. Read more

Henry VIII would approve. Read more

I'm glad the backboards are finally doing something about Darfur. Read more

Nation? Do they have a casino? Read more

What I really like is that one Premeire League blog about that one soccer team, oh, what's it called...Arse face, Arse hole...Arse pirate? Read more

I fucking hate that site. Read more

This redesign is making my prostate swell. Read more

The dashed lines make these comments look like a roll of paper towels. I hope Will is victorious in his battle with the Gawker hamster. Read more

BY RICK! Read more

It's too early to be unimpressed....but I'm unimpressed. Read more

Yes, but has he been photographed in a bathtub? Read more

Worst trade the Reds ever made Read more

Whatever, dick. Finish above .500 in your own conference and we'll talk. Read more

We've got Ping again! Read more

@Dread: +199, Dread. Read more

Fuck Tejada, fuck Peter Tork, and fuck you. Read more

The Marine was also called for a foul on Dwyane Wade. Read more

I'm sure Wuhl announced to the table that he was going to expense the bill, and then coaxed the group into splitting it three ways when the check came. Read more

Faker than Kellie Pickler's tits. Read more