Coming next week: A realistic playoff system we can all agree on! Read more
Josh Zerkle
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Ohio State and LSU may or may not be most worthy, but — and this is hardly perfect — every other contender is somehow LESS worthy: Read more
(but don't call it "bitching") Read more
Why should the Big Ten have a title game? In that scenario, we'd just beat Michigan for the right to play Michigan again. Read more
Next enhancement: Pants Party Future Hookup queue. Read more
I hope Nibbles got a raise. Read more
"When I was with the Cardinals...I once sucked a cock...THIS BIG." Read more
@Monday Morning Punter: "They**" Read more
That put lapels on fleece vests now? Read more
Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon are sick of looking at this asshole. Read more
That guy could jerk off and finger his ass with the same hand. Read more
Thank God. Read more
@TheStarterWife: You're making all kinds of sense there. Read more
Do you think Jared would fuck Kirstie Alley? Read more
Stefan has a nice piece there. Oh, that essay on Elam was great, too. Read more
I think it's very irresponsible when men just bottle up their feelings like that. By being afraid to exhibit emotion, Gilbert denied his true feelings that could have let to a swifter and more peaceful resolution to this issue. Read more
Thanks to Will and for everyone for putting up with our bullshit. Read more
I actually picked Seattle in the suicide pool. That's tits. Read more