I wish someone would mail one of those to Aarhus. Read more

This has been great fun; I'm as giddy as a Skúvoy. Read more

By the way, how are the Finnish basketball groupies? I'm curious to know how many Pippen has managed to hit with his Lillehammer. Read more

These puns are great. We were bjorn for this sort of thing. Read more

If we're not careful we'll Rønne this bit into the ground. Read more

We won't run out of puns if we make an effort to Stockholm. Read more

You other assholes better butt out before Estonia. Read more

DAMN YOU TIGER CLAW! Read more

Because Norway am I going to bite. Read more

Does anyone else remember Pippen's retro Nike commercial where the old owner-type is telling him, "Son, you could make hundreds of dollars a year playing professional basketball..." How prophetic. Read more

Pippen's too old to play; he's finnish in this game. Read more

@TBoRF: +1000. No one's day was made there, I'm sure. Read more

HOW-EVAH, DELICIOUS CHEEZE DOODLEZ SHALL REMAIN IN AMPLE SUPPLY Read more

And when he gets out of jail, he'll be in shape. And rested. Read more

That's almost 14 Dog Years. Read more

If the TV gig doesn't work out, there's always the Department of Homeland Security. Read more

@StuScott Booyahs: "Now somebody get me off this fuckin' horse!" Read more

@StuScott Booyahs: "Check your goddamn blood sugar. And check it often." Read more

Come on people, it's not like raped some white girl in Colorado. Read more

I can't wait for his take on the cunt-lapping dogs at Rutgers. Read more