Sir, do you have anything in a Cory Lidle? Read more

One time this girl with a yeast infection asked me to get to third base. Read more

BRING BACK THE GUEST LECTURE SERIES! Read more

Let's hear it for whitey! Read more

Al Michaels sucks a EUGE cock. Read more

But can people at UConn visit Pat Summit's undamaged hymen? Read more

I once went five overtimes, but then I had to get an IV drip at the hospital. Read more

I'm shocked that he's holding that sausage overhand. Read more

I give Jombaloo foll smirre. Read more

Thanks for that shot of kid's junk at the epilogue. Read more

The Catholic League? What kind of TV deal do they have? Read more

As long as it doesn't have Drew Barrymore in it, I'm down. Read more

"When I played hockey, I had two helmets. Read more

Will James Spader be starring in GSTF: The Movie? Read more

+16, Pete. Read more

He also claimed he never masturbated. What an asshole. Read more

Just get a first-day pick for him and send him on his way. Read more

Is this why he lost so much weight in the offseason? Read more

FOX's coverage sucked dick; having Ryan Seacrest Lite up there didn't help. Read more

Wake me up when there's camel toe. Read more