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Ben McAdoo looks like every asshole new boyfriend your mom started dating after divorcing your dad.

And people who think that “myself” is just a fancier version of “me.” I stop listening immediately. Read more

Not exactly on topic, but is she a scientologist? Bragging about getting her product on Jenna Elfman and Kelly Preston (both known clams) gets her a side-eye.
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Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email? Read more

I have to google a lot to double check if things are safe (I am 5 months pregnant) and it’s just terrifying. I mean, I am thirsty a lot and drink like 3-4 bottles of water each day. For variety I was drinking all this sparkling water and then I read that Perrier is apparently full of harmful chemicals. Then I drank… Read more

Bring back Katie Bakes!!!!! Read more

Hockey gear is like jeans. You don’t need to wash them. Read more

When I lived in Atlanta, I lived in an area that had six Baptist churches within three square miles of my house. Even though neither of us were religious, my girlfriend at the time and I decided to attend hoping to witness the singing and whooping and hollering and such. It was everything I hoped. Everyone was super… Read more

BLACK DEADSPIN >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BLACK GRANTLAND

First, all fastballs have spin. It’s usually backspin, which gives the ball stability in its flight. The knuckleball is usually the only pitch thrown without spin, and that’s why it behaves so oddly.

To your main question, if you repeatedly throw a major league hitter a 101mph fastball, he will eventually be able to… Read more

I think this graphic means that his splitter was crafty but his split ends were not...? Read more

You are the personification of the keychain and lame story. No one gives a fuck why you run [pick race]. Read more

I don’t doubt that the injury is bad; I just don’t quite see it in that gif. There’s maybe a moment when he’s airborne where the leg seems to be at an unnatural angle, but I wouldn’t have noticed it if I didn’t know to look for it. Read more

The first time I ever read Deadspin was the night before my brother died, almost exactly three years ago. He had cancer, and it was clear that he wouldn’t last much longer, so I told him he was the best brother anyone could ever ask for and I drove home and put my baby to sleep and opened up my laptop and found myself… Read more

Maybe it’s just me, but I still think Deadspin peaked with Oddibe McDowell’s water bill. I mean it. Read more

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Seriously this topic is just sad. Of course you should probably not be at a bar or any other type of establishment with a baby after say 6pm, but before that. Fuck ya all. You need to grow up. When you get out of your alcoholic stupor you will maybe understand that part of being a human involves procreation sometimes,… Read more

Yars, this was more about the "And what about babies in grocery stores?? In restaurants?? Anywhere ever??" course that a lot of child-free folks down-thread were going. Read more

Babies under 6 mos still take SEVERAL naps per day and often don't get to sleep until later at night. This in no way deprives the child of sleep. When my son was an infant it pissed me off to no end when some jerk would make a comment or give me side-eye about having him out/up "so late." Read more