This is a violation of my privacy. Read more

I wasn’t even at Deadspin when it happened! Read more

Otto Somppi of the Halifax Mooseheads scored with it in a QMJHL game Read more

Damn, things are so tight over there that you guys can’t even go to a public school liquidation sale and spend $5 on the correct type of chair? Read more

This was the best part: Read more

Fuck off. Read more

Why did anyone go to this? Read more

Remember Mario Party 2? Read more

Samer wishes Gordon Hayward would tease him. Read more

Always a dumb Highlight Truther. Read more

Just a parade of geographic competence from all parties in this story! Read more

Who said it was unwitting? Read more

Cow udders whatever I’m from the coast Read more

Along those lines, instead of vaseline or chapstick you should just use the horse udder ointment.

Basically, yes. The puncher could shed light on the punch, its timing and location, and that was it. Read more

Really impressed with how much hate mail Lauren has gotten in such a short time, she’s one to keep an eye on. Read more

Very happy Deadspin finally figured out that hockey blogging is where your true talent lies. Read more

I like your theory, but I feel very confident he hasn’t figured out how to remove the “Sent from my iPhone” default. Read more

Hmmmmm. Read more

William Carvalho-esque, imo Read more