Damn. Read more

You can drink water? Read more

"People enjoy reading about the thing you're writing about; you should cease, and write about something in which people are far less interested." Read more

This is a good comment. Read more

You're fucking up a few things. First, the NBA is only a basketball monopoly in the U.S. Without a veteran's minimum, Hollis Thompson, or any fringe NBA player, could only be negotiated down to a salary that was commensurate with what he could earn in another league. So he would not be beaten down to the level of a… Read more

This is dumb as shit. The minimum is used in practice to skirt the salary cap rules and bring in a guy who is willing to take less than he could likely get on the open market (in the NBA and elsewhere) to play on a contending team—another instance of the financial burden of building a championship team being shifted… Read more

Dammit. Read more

What? Yes. All the time, for literally anything computer-related at home. I'm mad when I have to dig out the laptop. Read more

Technically, we established it before Game 1. Read more

I thought Chad was the most impressive of the three. Lon was way too hesitant to say anything with Esfandiari around, and he'd spend half a minute explaining himself when he misstepped instead of just calling the hands. Esfandiari is great, but I was a little surprised by how well Chad kept up with the technical parts… Read more

This does not wash with me. It's news the same as any other sporting event that's broadcast more or less live. Read more

The rail is just the audience around the table—there usually isn't a physical rail anymore, but the concept is the same. They get advice and information from friends. Read more

Yeah, Samer covered this in a previous feature here. Both Kelces are ridiculous.

PJ3 could park in a lawn chair somewhere near the center circle and be 90 as effective as he was against against the Nets in that fucking game last night. Read more

Perk tried a spin move at this fucking Nets game. Read more

correct http://gizmodo.com/5991476/the-in… Read more

I LOVE peeing in the shower. Candy corn is sugared vomit. Read more

Burneko has been howling about this for half an hour. Both of you can go to hell. Read more

You're introducing some vertical velocity, but far, far less than you'd have sliding. Read more