You’re a fucking idiot. Read more

I was at the first Jeremy Lin game in MSG, against the Jazz. It’s the liveliest (Writing about it was actually my first post for Deadspin.) Read more

Between graduating college and coming on as a Gawker Media intern, I worked as an office temp, an SEO farmer, a door-to-door restaurant website salesman, a comedy club barker, a Xerox digitizer (we unstapled big packets of documents from universities, scanned them, then re-stapled them), intern at a public schools… Read more

This is a three-weekend paycheck, though. BEWARE. I’m spending mine on Fallout 4 and probably an overpriced hoodie. Read more

He had a traumatic experience with good opinions as a child. Read more

Not that much. Reuben is still garbage. Read more

Fuck you. Read more

I play a shitload of Mario Kart and weigh the least. Only way I go down is if they give Magary a big, burly Bowser kart. Read more

Nope. Related: I got drunk and worked the Fandango machine wrong and bought three fucking sets of tickets. If you’re in NYC and need a pair, let me know... Read more

Every single Deadspinner is a grumpy sack of piss. I hope they choke. AMA. Read more

If any of these throw an error message at you, reload the page or view it directly on Scribd. Scribd doesn’t like this many embeds living on the same page and is running slowly on this page. Read more

Ah we yanked a reference from earlier when Steph’s shooting distance crept past Harden’s once the database updated from last night; didn’t catch the stray. Read more

Dammit. Read more

He makes the callback on that, though, and it lands. Read more

Lewis published a book that recounts the events of a double murder and its trial in which his retelling differs from his own testimony in both scope and framing. Read more

“News sites post news.” Read more

wow. I'll ban you later but just leaving this here for now. wow. Read more

This is all correct, but pump the brakes on the GOAT agent thing. Read more

This is exactly my point. This was a fistfight between a guy who had a cup of beer thrown on him and a guy standing next to the guy who had thrown the beer. It’s an event, sure, but this fight is now some watershed moment in the timeline of the NBA, for some reason, when a few years later a future murderer would hold… Read more

Christ, that team. Read more