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Lauren Theisen
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I did that with my glove in left field once in fourth grade. Coach Gary put me in right field after that. Read more

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

Roses are red
Some balls go foul
Here’s A-Rod shitting
Next to his towel. Read more

Oof, I can already imagine the Dead Letters on this one. Gary is going to really lay into you from his Nextel i580 powered by PrimeCo. Read more

In the final round, replace regular judges with remaining contestants’ personal school bullies. Read more

What if they had to spell everything by placing 1x1-foot tiles with letters on them onto a board, and the tiles are 50 feet away from the board and they have to run back and forth placing the letters? Read more

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good. Read more

It seems to me that the holding of things belonging to Robert Kraft is how we got here in the first place.
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Sorry, but this seems off-base. It sounds like it was thoroughly investigated. But when it is a couple that basically won’t cooperate, you can’t exactly just charge them with something. Read more

We get to pretend the Finnish winger might get chosen before the American centre until the end of June. Read more