I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site. Read more

who are the two celebs Read more

The New York Times broke the story, ya nerd. Read more

Here’s the simple fact: It’s The New York Times Read more

It seems to me that you handled things very well, with Jen Kirkman. It’s unfortunate, if I had to guess, I’d say I think she was just frazzled by how much scrutiny she got, and lashed out at you guys. But you all did your job. This shit’s tough! Read more

wow, a tom hardy but no harry styles blog??? tom bias, much? Read more

Ah man. The big baseball scene in Parenthood. It’s not the swelling, triumphant crying after he catches it. It’s when the ball is hit and Steve Martin goes “oh shit.” I can’t even watch it. His poor little dude is out there, panicking, and he can’t help him. He can’t help him catch it, and he can’t protect him from… Read more

In 2001, I said to my dad (like me, a lifelong Red Sox fan), “I guess with all that happened this year, you have to root for the Yankees in the World Series.” Read more

Hello, good dogs. Read more

The Dogtors Professional

Baseball is for the hoi polloi. My dogs appear to prefer more hoity toity pursuits like polo and yacht races.

I'll just leave this here.

We had tix but didn’t go bc my dog got too blacked out before the game. She’s still a good dog though.

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?” Read more

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Life hack: if your answer is “no,” then the meaning of the question becomes irrelevant Read more

Perhaps one day you two could venture to Food On Nostrand. I would like that. There is more food on Nostrand, anyway. Better food? No. But more. Read more