Why does it look like the guy in the white shorts is whipping his dick out? Or, already has, and is mid-whack? Read more

Tell whoever's countin' that I'm on a hundred
Birdman Jr., more like Ugly Duckling Read more

Funny, the only picture I have with the NFL player from my high school class was also from our Senior Grad Night.

But me and Jonathan Stewart are playing the Xmen Arcade game and not grinding. Read more

Let's not forget that Stafford also likes to have dudes "back it up" on him. Dudes that happen to be your backup QB. While on the ground. At Talladega. While also backing it up onto a girl. Drinking a Big Gulp.

My name is Matt and I went to UGA but I'm not Matt Stafford. But I like rap so there's that. Add some 808 flavor to Deadspin and I'll never leave. Read more

Everyone around here always hated HP. Back in the day they got moved into 5A and their dominance wilted. Rumor has it that there were some under the table deals which moved them back into 4A and kept them there but things were never the same. HP couldn't win in 5A, that was obvious even with Stafford. Read more

DO YOU EVEN HIGHLAND PARK BRO? Read more

This is good concourse blogging. Read more

Horn-Dog Read more

Another unexpected reversal that Stafford would rather not be reminded of. Read more

Pictured, R - L: Horn, Leslie; Stafford, Matthew; Peter, Pan's Read more

Best part of this article? Read more

"I backed it up on Matt Stafford....get on my level cunts" Read more

Your class had Matt Stafford and Clayton Kershaw, my class had your brother, myself and.... jeez, our class was weak :( Read more

you're a hero Read more

I wonder where Clayton Kershaw was during all this. Read more

A friend of mine went to UGA, and claims Matt Stafford spilled an entire pitcher of beer on her at a party. He apparently tried to calm her down by explaining "Hey, hey, it's okay. I'm Matt Stafford." Then he walked away. Read more

Nice to see someone from Highland Park land on their feet. Read more

Can't say Im a fan of them either, but still, The Beatles wre massively influential. I'd sooner fall eye-first on a screwdriver than listen to a Beatles album cover to cover. Read more

oh he's a trendsetter. No doubt about it. I think people don't give him enough credit for being successful this fucking long. He started in his mid teens and is still relevant a decade and a half later. That's pretty incredible when you think about all of the trends rap music has gone through, the sheer amount of… Read more