Farley stole so many scenes on SNL, it’s amazing that Sandler could even be in the same room with him. Read more
This sketch does not get nearly enough praise, but I think it might be his best:
Farley is one of three celebrities whose death really bothers me (Phil Hartman and Dave Brockie being the other two). It’s so sad that he’s no longer with us. A real loss to the entertainment world. It’s gonna be a while before I can watch this. Read more
Tom and Samer.
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Well, I think you now know what you must do: convince Burneko to try it. Read more
I don’t know why I never thought of trying#2. So much easier than “Physically drag them away from the bar and put them in your car”. One time, I almost put a friend in my trunk because I was afraid he would have hopped out of the car after I got moving. Read more
I know two blogger friends who recently played a game where they were punching each other for funsies, and it ended in one of them with stitches and a concussion. Read more
Will that really make you puke? We used to shoot prairie oyster shots as a hangover “cure” in college and I vaguely remember them being pretty okay, but it's possible I was drunk. Read more
In the past hour or so you have professed a love for Whataburger and Shiner... Read more
The answer to both of these questions and every similar question is Barry. Read more
You folks are great. That’s about it. This site as well as the sister sites make up about 90% of my web browsing these days. My girlfriend refers to Deadspin as “The site with stories about people s***ing themselves” because that was the first time I mentioned Deadspin to her. Read more
Barry please continue being very good at writing on deflategate. I really don't understand how you make that stupid tire fire of a story seem so interesting. It's very impressive Read more
Why do so many commenters who hate this site repeatedly visit and comment daily? Read more