All of the women would be on the other side of the island strategizing our next steps while the men tried to kill each other. I’d say they could get along amicably for maybe a couple days talking about video games and ranking best grains of sand or whatever, but I think they’d all be dead by day 3. Read more

Wow, didn’t know Hamilton had an alt. Read more

I sleep with a sleep mask now. It’s pretty good (I got one that I can blink in), but I always wake up with it either on my forehead or around my neck. Considering the morning is when a sleep mask is most critical, and I don’t want to die by sleep mask strangulation, I’m still considering this to be a trial run. Read more

San Francisco’s city flag looks like it was created in MS Paint. Read more

Draper. Because he tweets nothing but semi-pointless head shots. (Not the photography kind.) Read more

“Opposition” - Thee Oh Sees
“The Dream” - Thee Oh Sees
“Wrong Idea” - Thee Oh Sees
(I’m listening to Carrion Crawler/The Dream, obviously.) Read more

Hah, thank you. I had a bit of a rough time scanning the files in the back of my head that had gone dusty after 10 years without a ballet class. Read more

“Used to living in downtown Austin, Christina wants to embrace the city life and similar eclectic vibe in Reykjavik.” Read more

Yeah, honestly, I’ve never thought about whether or not a team can sign a qualified free agent if they don’t have a first-overall pick. Given Fowler, the timing of MLB’s sanctions have a serious impact on the overall impact of them! I’ve emailed MLB to ask about signing QFAs without a first-rounder and will let you… Read more

It’s worth noting that the Cardinals forfeited their first-round draft pick (19th overall) when they signed Dexter Fowler. The Cubs, who already had the 27th overall pick, now have the 30th overall as well. If MLB had issued its punishment at the beginning of the offseason and kept the same terms, it would have been… Read more

Yeah, that part killed me. How charitable of him to play catch with his own children. Read more

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Read more

My angry thoughts were that the ignorant white woman was given the lede, unchallenged, and that most of the people quoted seem like they don’t know their history. As soon as someone says something about how feminist infighting “hurts the cause,” I know to stop listening. Read more

No. This guy is a pictures guy, not a linguist. Creating something that uses an acronym does not give you license to bend the rules of language. Read more

Chicago is Earth Hoth or whatever, but ~*~spending a NYE in NYC~*~ is something a lot of people put on their Pinterest bucket lists or whatever, and not just for the ball drop. Read more

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Does it burn when you pee? If so, it’s probably a UTI. Antibiotics clear that shit up in like two days, but you can also get AZO at the store, which makes your pee greasy but keeps it from burning.

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Do you live in NYC? This place is hell on NYE. Read more

Probably way too soon to be making this joke, but it’s a bummer how that suit went from my Reservoir Dogs suit to my “Turkish assassin” suit in the span of, like, five minutes. Read more

I’ve got some shit to say about Ryan Gosling. Read more