Hey! I have a Nationals blog in my drafts, but I was laying low after the bullpen meltdown on Sunday. Scout’s honor!! Read more

I took a personal day today to go to the game today and on the train to the ballpark I thought to myself, well, if the Giants get swept today, at least it will be easy to write about just how bad they are. Then they won! Which was great!! But they still suck, and now I have to wait for them to do fuck something up… Read more

YES I AM DYING OVER HERE and waiting for one-day passes Read more

This reminds me too much of that Bad Thing on the most recent season Orange Is the New Black. Read more

Really? Good to know. I also like savannah smiles, which I think is a Bad Opinion. Read more

I’m usually very tired of regular season football and baseball by the end of the season and very excited for them to come back after the offseason. Read more

I really want to try the new s’mores ones but the preteens who came to our office were “sold out.” Allegedly... Read more

Nah, just thin mints and tagalongs. Some preteens came through our office selling them and I only had $10 in cash. Read more

I have some whole-bran quinoa flake cereal (or something like that) for when the office runs out of cereal on Fridays. I had two boxes of Girl Scout cookies in my desk drawer thingie until I stress-ate them this week. There are also about 15 cans of various flavors of LaCroix in there, too. But those are for me. The… Read more

Yes. Read more

Yeah, I agree with Giri. Read more

I don’t really understand esports either, but a lot of people are really into them. If I can live with scrolling past the soccer content (and hearing about it in Slack all fucking day every fucking day) then you can probably read the site without worrying about Compete. Read more

The Genius of Birds by Jennifer Ackerman.

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR Read more

E T H I C S Read more

Hell yes. Read more

Yeah, that’s pretty much the concise version of what I was trying to say. Read more

This is the question that keeps me up at night. To some extent I feel that we’re better off with Trump because he and his squad are apparently too stupid to get anything big through? But he’s also very reckless. What pisses me off about Pence is that he was about to be out of office and then Trump fucking elevated his… Read more

Spanish. Read more

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