It was smarter than I had remembered (aka I’m smarter now than I was then), but I am definitely Too Old for it now. Read more

Oh, tight. Barry says he’s never been to one, so I guess we’re goin’ to Westbury. Read more

I try to eat before games now (novel idea), but I saw one of these things at a Yankees game recently and it seems like a great idea if you’re one of the nasty people who still drinks soda:

We don’t have a Walmart in New York City — or anywhere around here, I don’t think? I have a car for the summer, though, so I’ll probably stock up on a trip to upstate. Read more

It was kind of an acquired taste? When I worked at BuzzFeed we just had a fridge full of Poland Springs, so I was used to bigger bubbles and heavier flavor, but once the hot, hot days of July/August rolled around I just wanted the dainty fizziness of La Croix. Read more

I like it because it has a little more heft than say, hm, grapefruit. I don’t normally like coconut anything, so it’s weird. Read more

Milk is bad and gross BUT iced coffee/cold brew is essentially milk with ice plus some bitter sludge. So it’s not THAT weird. Read more

Andre Igoudala. He’s cool and charismatic and doesn’t have as many annoying quirks as the rest of them. Read more

It’s definitely the packaging, but, also, I like that La Croix’s bubbles are smaller and the flavor is lighter. None of that Spindrift or Poland Springs nonsense. Polar is great, but it’s not very common in New York and also the bottles are too big for single-sitting consumption because they go flat. Read more

It’s true. I currently have mango, apricot, and coconut, but my supply is low. Gotta hit up Whole Foods Brought To You By Amazon on Monday. I think passionfruit is my #1 favorite. Read more

SO loudly. Read more

My personal favorite:

Haha. This is a good comment. “[T[he only way it accounts for being unaccountably late is its astonishing self-importance” is killing me. I can’t disagree with you on that. Read more

Wagner is correct, but she calls it a “red receipt” instead of a “reed receipt” which makes me sick to my freaking stomach. Read more

You’ll probably appreciate this piece by Diana: http://deadspin.com/zero-tolerance-for-domestic-violence-will-only-make-it-1787428167. Read more

Unlabeled spon-con for Sacramento here... Read more

I appreciate that the lede kinda looks like I’m (also?) the one who is ambivalent about children. LET IT BE KNOWN... that I am ambivalent about children. Read more

yeah he’s really good in this too. Read more

tag urself im bumgarner Read more

This is really sad. I’m sorry you (and so many other people) have had to experience this.   Read more