ALEX SMITH’S BIG DAY!!!!!!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG!!!!!!! Read more

Ok, I’ll be honest. That is one of my favorite cheesy joke formulas. Anyway, there’s an emo band I like called Modern Baseball who has an album called Sports, but I avoided the band for a long time because I think the schtick is cheesy (even for emo bands). Read more

wow, a tom hardy but no harry styles blog??? tom bias, much? Read more

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or not, but that’s Lindsay Adler, and like, not me. Read more

I’m not, really. Read more

I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a… Read more

Yeah. The only reason I didn’t want the Cubs to win the World Series last year was because the 108-year streak was one of those unique, great things about sports. Read more

Same, but Early Grey Read more

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What’s the band? Read more

Probably Holland, 1945, which explains why I’ve never been good at sports. Read more

Stopped talking to my family. Read more

Every time I watch sports, basically. A notable and obvious one was Dee Gordon’s home run last year. Read more

Damn, Bert. This is raw. Read more

Inside Out RUINED ME. But honestly, the idea of little employees in my brain running the show has been a really useful way to think about my emotional responses. I wish I had been able to watch it when I was a kid! Read more

What really grinds my gears is that “vajazzling” isn’t even anatomically correct. Pubic-region-jazzling just doesn’t have the same ring, though. Vulvazzling would be more painful if true to its name but it’s also a very good word. Pros and cons. Read more

Oh, that’s tight. Read more

Yeah. Well, as far as I know. The Clickhole people came by our part of the office the other day and I was so star-struck. Read more