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Tim Marchman
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Trump just said “the cyber” and my wife started hitting me and screaming. Read more

I seriously can’t believe the war establishment hasn’t come up with a better word than “cyber.” Every time I see some goony general or politician talking very sternly about cyber I think of them using AIM in a randy fashion. Read more

The most troubling people are the CYBER HUMANS. Read more

Trump’s totally incoherent here, but I think he’s getting his message across, which is, “Hey, white people, I still think Obama’s illegitimate! I forced him to forge a birth certificate.” Read more

Anyone shitting on Sidney Blumenthal, as Trump is doing by way of claiming that actually Clinton is the Real Birther, has my ear. Read more

Trump is asserting that Chicago needs stop and frisk; Chicago has had stop and frisk for years, and actually cut it down this year with, per the CPD, no effect one way or the other. Read more

“Tens of thousands of people that are unbelievably happy and love me!” is a hell of a transition line out of an extremely tortured and even wounded-seeming explanation of why repeatedly going bankrupt is cool and good for a big-time wheeler/dealer. Read more

She should hit him hard on him probably not really having all that much money! That’s what gets him wound up. Read more

That tweet is still up, so that claim that Trump’s people are deleting tweets that don’t look good appears to be bullshit. But we’re checking into it! Read more

“THAT’S WHY YOU’VE BEEN FIGHTING ISIS YOUR ENTIRE ADULT LIFE”—Trump Read more

I kinda think she’s baiting him, actually? Him just talking over her is a “bad look.” Read more

Clinton is going to have a special prosecutor for international trade deals? Read more

Let us not forget that Trump claimed he started off with a “very small loan” from his father! My wife whacked my son in the arm in shock and delight. Read more

Trump IS genuinely unwell! He’s an old man who doesn’t exercise and subsists on garbage fast food. Probably he has a living blood bag that is the only thing keeping him alive. Read more

I’m gonna sip every time someone says “tremendous.” Read more

BOOOOOO Trump is (acting like someone gave him and so he is) on downers. Read more