“I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party! [...] Now she’s on crack.” Read more
“My stomach felt like it was going to fall out of my butt” is an Oscar Wilde-level line. Read more
This movie needs more Tina Fey. Read more
That’s not true, pro wrestling is a competitive sport just like basketball or soccer. Read more
Just for the freakshow value. Lesnar has absolutely no business in a cage with Jones, but at this point the only legitimately interesting fights for Jones are probably a rematch with Alexander Gustafsson, who already lost to Jones on his best day and Jones’s worst, and Stipe Miocic, a fight for which Jones could use a… Read more
I don’t know that “deriding” is the right word here. In fact, if I’m in the park on a Wednesday, I could see eating a good dozen of these. Read more
Ray LeMoine sent in the following, which I’m posting at his request: Read more
Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s. Read more
This is not a judgment-free zone. Read more
We’re looking into it. Read more
The brain cramp there was mine; that’s been fixed. Read more
ESPN routinely airs coverage of actual people in tiny panties. Read more
Golf????? Read more
Riot tells us that it is more accurate to refer to the Campus Series than to the Collegiate Starleague here, and that the payout involved nears but doesn’t touch five figures; we have corrected the text to reflect this. Read more
Twinings English Breakfast tea Read more
THE MEKONS Read more
What’s tongue in cheek about shitting on the worst person you know? Read more
Men ALWAYS find it flattering that they’re being crushed on even if they don’t reciprocate. Given that there’s professional stuff here I don’t want to say you should be direct, but in general it’s good to be direct with dudes. Read more
Thanksgiving. The best thing about Philly is probably that there’s a year-round Thanksgiving restaurant in Reading Terminal Market. I could go crush a turkey, stuffing, gravy, and cranberry sandwich on a roll right now if I wanted to. Read more