miserableshitehawk
Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

I’m wailing at the top of my lungs over the dumbass mistake in the original headline. Read more

The presidential candidate who makes this their platform would get my vote. Read more

Ah, but did your installation method include an over-the-top leg kick? Read more

Another equipment knower can correct me on this if I’m wrong, but I believe the chest-plate worn by umpires is actually sturdier protection than what is worn by catchers. Read more

Woj deleted his first update on Looney’s injury, clarifying that the injury is a “cartilage fracture.” So while there’s still a fracture in there, it isn’t a bone fracture. Looney went from spraining a bone to fracturing cartilage.  Read more

I don’t know if I’d say he played stupidly, but a genuine weakness in Kawhi’s game is he’s never had great passing vision and he’s never been a very accurate passer. Considering how limited his skillset was when he got to the NBA, the fact that passing is the only remaining thing he doesn’t do at a world-class level Read more

The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down. Read more

It’s not Sam the Eagle, dammit! It’s Sam Eagle. His last name is Eagle. Read more

I think I agree. Probably you should lose your right to hurl a baseball in the direction of a batter if you can’t reliably keep it from hitting him in the head. Read more

The Franco-Haro fight took place at the WinnaVegas Casino Resort in Sloan, Iowa, and not in Las Vegas. This has been corrected. Read more

When you think about it, Robin Lopez actually did not get the defensive rebound. Read more

Yeah, man. My thing is, people probably should be allowed to do what they want to do, including punching each other in the head for fun or money, if for no other reason than the effort to prevent it will probably be wasted and will just push the behavior into uglier, dirtier margins. But I feel like that doesn’t Read more

I dunno where I got zero first half points from, for Lillard. Maybe it just felt like he scored zero points. At any rate, that’s been corrected. Read more

Exactly. It’s not someone tripping and falling. It’s a professional second-baseman having no actual idea what to do with a tailor-made double-play chopper with the goddamn bases loaded, in the 7th inning of a two-run game. The Orioles managed to turn that situation into a two-run infield hit, without so much as an Read more

Yeah there’s no way we’re updating the GIF. The first is perfection. Read more

I sincerely believe this is one of the very worst plays in baseball history. Read more