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Chris Thompson
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Staff Writer, Deadspin

Makes no sense for anyone expect Lebron to care anymore. The coach is gonna get fired, the young players are gonna get traded, the older players are not gonna be resigned. Lebron should just say fuck it and try to break Wilts 100 point record.
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Tomorrow Skip Bayless is going to activate his full power.  His eyes are going to light up, and he’s going to destroy the set of Undisputed in a burst of nuclear rage. Read more

As someone who always roots against the Celtics, I am glad this man is their leader. Read more

In a league that could put the now defunct Monsanto to shame, I believe Kyrie is the corniest basketball player alive Read more

I was going to comment something on this, but seriously, I can’t think of anything better than “VIETNAM MOTHERFUCKERS”. Read more

“Mike Ogren” sounds like a rejected name from a Chris Farley skit about eating paint chips. Read more

Step 1: Kidnap Josh Jackson so he’s unavailable for grocery store promotional appearance
Step 2: Complain loudly to interim manager James Jones, pressuring him to buy beer for everyone in attendance
Step 3: Change the name of my Lynard Skynard cover band to Josh Jackson
Step 4: Profit Read more

Chris, between the Kraft blowjob boondoggle and Josh Jackson giving a metaphorical finger to Foenix fans at Fry’s Food, you’ve done some wonderful strip mall journalism this past week.  Read more

Sarver might be the worst owner in the NBA, the only owner close to him might be Dolan, but Dolan has a music career going for him. Read more

That kid did a double tap, so by law it is he who has the cooties now.  Read more

I don’t know when my dad was able to teach Russ that stare, but he has got it down. Read more

I’m expecting Irving and Durant to stand at center court at MSG, announce it’s a new era in Knicks basketball, and the scoreboard crashes down on top them. Read more

My brother recently claimed, with a straight face, that Irving was

a) the best point guard in the NBA
b) markedly better than Steph Curry, who my brother described as “a pretty good guard who is overrated because his team is so good.”

I will be e-mailing him this post every hour on the hour for the next week, and Read more

The more Vlad Jr. plays now, the sooner he can get to free agency and not get signed by anyone. Read more

Sorry if I missed it above, but the Cavs (who traded him) and the Celtics (due to injury) both did not need him to make the Eastern Conference Finals last year. I don’t think this fact gets enough attention. Read more

The Knicks will be flying high when they sign him and Durant, and then three days into training camp the leaks will start about how much they hate each other, and the team will win 11 games.
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If only there was a rule that existed that Vlad Jr. could only bat in games, while working on his fielding and physical aspects. Read more