miserableshitehawk
Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

As bad as this is for Nike, this was a far worse look for them:

I feel bad for Zion’s knee. But this is tremendous content. Read more

While the stinky food’s steamin’, your mind starts to dreamin’
Of the moment that it’s time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken’s slowly rottin’
Into something that looks like cheese Read more

Franny and Stephen A should record a podcast on football...then never release it. Read more

this is the most butt-on-butt action since Requiem for a Dream Read more

I’ve watched the whole game and I am questioning every decision in my life that has led me to this moment.
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This is a lot better than early anti tanking efforts that involved explosives strapped to dogs.  Read more

two players who are starting for the Wizards this very season—Tomas Satoranský and Thomas Bryant—are former second-round draft picks. Read more

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese Read more

I mean, this is still a bad look, right? Sure it embarrasses the Lakers, but like, I don’t think players and agents hate the Lakers the way fans and some front offices do. What top flight free agent would want to play for this front office knowing they pull this vindictive shit? Read more

I wonder which one of his new teammates Bobby hits first. My bet is on Markieff Read more

having long accepted that his basketball operation is run with all the wisdom and attention of a dog startling itself out of sleep by farting on its own nose Read more

Anderson is a flabby past-his-prime bench-warmer shooting 20 percent from beyond the arc. Read more

I mean, being under the luxury tax does make some trades easier and opens up more exception-type contracts but yeah, the luxury tax should really not exist. It’s the reason that the Thunder traded away James Harden and why the Warriors probably won’t be together much longer. It exists only to suppress salaries and Read more

The Pistons getting anything for Stanley Johnson, the single buttest rotation player in the league, strikes me as at least somewhat praiseworthy.  Read more