miserableshitehawk
Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

Two dozen MLB front offices saw this and immediately lied to themselves that this is why they didn’t even attempt to sign an MVP-caliber player in free agency. Read more

Getting Matt Klentak’s pants’ reaction that quickly is some damn fine reporting, Chris. Read more

Makes you wonder how good Collins would be with...I don’t know...a former euro league mvp who is a better passer and all around player than Trae Young. Not sure how that would have ever come to fruition though, so probably no need for the hypothetical. Read more

I love IT. Having gotten that out of the way, it’s pretty clear he doesn’t fit with Denver and I just hope he finds a team that he does fit on and his career isn’t over. In spite of all the challenges, the dude is fun as hell to watch and a good guy. Read more

I feel terrible for the guy...he pushed through both a hip injury and the loss of his sister to give Boston everything he had, and instead of rewarding that dedication...they shipped his ass to Cleveland.

Now the only Brinks truck that’d be backing up for him would be one used to carry his metaphorical corpse away Read more

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get Read more

Watching the flight simulations for that Sully movie is always fun. It's on YouTube.
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This is a useful reminder that getting an airplane into the air is REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT, which is why routine air travel is little short of miraculous. Read more

That was depressing. I’m not looking forward to a self-imposed Restrictor Plate MLB. On the other hand, if the ‘97 Marlins could overcome an empty wallet, why not again? Read more

It’s also that if Andy Reid gets very pissed off at them they can snap his neck like a chicken bone. Read more

Is this really that dumb of an idea where Nathan Peterman started multiple games? Read more

They literally can react faster than the rest of the world, even when bullets are flying. They can react quicker than anyone else when something happens on that field. Read more

My god, it happened irl

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode.  Read more

I find Shams a bit disingenuous here. He is literally reporting on a “story” where he is the subject. Trade details were leaked to him, so is there some qualification that we are missing? On Feb. 1, Shams published tweets that appear to present a Pelican’s sided view of the initial trade offers. Are we supposed to Read more

i was under the impression that leaks that bad came solely from Indian food Read more

What are you trying to do? Anti-jinx them back into unstoppable, dominating form? Because that's what you've just done! Good work, now the next 20 championships are all going to be handily won by the Warriors! Read more