Then again, maybe it was an especially evil candle? A cursed candle. I demand to see the candle.
Because he had to work the design over the BBB logo that is still visible. Good idea, poorly executed. The better play would have been not to tattoo your dad’s dumbass Clip Art logo in the first place. Read more
I do not understand how it’s possible to draw a pair of dice—something practically every living person on earth has seen, held, and could describe in perfect detail—that badly. I’m an awful, awful artist, and I could draw dice better left-handed, blackout drunk, on a crashing subway. This is the GOAT of bad dice… Read more
I was enjoying it immensely 'til I saw that Lance stepped on his foot. Killed it a little for me. Read more
Maybe it was an earthquake. I mean, Milwaukee is famous for them, right? The Waukesha Quake of ‘75, the Oconomowoc Quake of ‘88, the Cudahy Quake in '95 that swallowed the airport... Read more
i reserve that kind of sprint for when I’m in a town with Krystal’s. Crossover or not. I get it. Read more
I know this all seems stupid but isn’t it all part and parcel with how football itself is just meaningless nonsense? Pass interference calls are big and showy and can be isolated to highlight egregious examples but every game there’s at least a few “Oh, so that was/wasn’t holding?” moments for the offensive line and a… Read more
Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.
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Oooh wah wah, poor millionaire Noah Syndergaard has to spend a day in lousy Syracuse. Whatever, at least he still gets to play in the big leagues with... Read more
I expected it to be next week before the @LOLMets started. Very pleased at the early start.
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And that was the only one of my shitty goddamn son of a bitch Sabres' motherfucking 46 shots to find its way past Schneider. Excuse me while I go chug a pint of Prestone. Read more
Former (shitty) goalie here... fuck bouncing shots from outside the zone. I would much rather see a slap shot from the slot. I’m really surprised this doesn’t happen more often. Al MacInnis was pretty good at it back in the day. Read more
The impetus for this isn’t whiny pissbaby Sean Payton and the whiny pissbaby New Orleans fans, it’s the $2billion wagered last year during football season on daily fantasy sites. You know who gets REAL fucking upset about blown calls? Someone with money on the line.
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I mean, it sort of seems like his argument is that the system is failing because: Read more