As a Mets fan (I know...) I find this oddly satisfying. I was expecting the thrown home to go into the dugout, or off the back of the pitcher’s head (giving him a concussion ‘cause Mets). Read more
Maybe some sort of Bull Durham life lesson kind of thing.
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The ump hasn’t been great, but he hasn’t been great in all directions. The pitches to Harper weren’t terribly egregious. Read more
do you know how fucking hard it is to walk Scott Kingery OR Amed Rosario Read more
If Rosenthal retires the next batter he faces, his ERA will “fall” to 189.00 Read more
Impossible to achieve, but I do I feel the theoretical synergy of Zion going to Utah deserves mention. Read more
I’m amazed at your restraint with the wizards. you know they fired the old man right? As for my team, the heat, there is no way. In 2010 we made a deal with the devil and had four years of glory. Our end of the bargain was relegation to competing for the 8 seed for three generations and refusing to lose for a lottery… Read more
It’s incredible how something that presents the risk that ketamine does can be worth it in this kind of circumstance. I don’t think it can be understated how well those that had to dose them did that none of them had any problems.
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Remember when Elon Musk needlessly inserted himself into this affair by offering to design and build a useless airtight coffin and then followed it up by baselessly accusing one of the lead divers of being a pedophile? Good times. Read more
I remember people taking Ketamine when I was in college. I don’t think I can put it better than that excerpted quote “The lights are on but nobody’s home.” I remember getting offered some and just noping the fuck outta there. Read more
Dearest Kayla,
I have one moment this morning to write to Let you that we were courageous and successful this night against the Columbia District Nationals & matters Seem to be a Little more Easy. The morrow will see batting practice again, though our Philadelphia nine remain unchallenged in battle yet this year.… Read more
Well, I don’t think you’re going to like my Bryce Harper sign, then...
I don’t know why you rag on THE PATRIOTS CHEAT, man. It’s the best sign anyone has ever brought to a sports game. It makes me actually laugh out loud every time I see it. It’s amazing and you’re a curmudgeon. Read more
Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls Read more
This news truly shocks the conscience. Read more
There HAS to be more to the story than this. I can’t see Kerr caring THAT much about a $15 prank charge to dock a guy almost $10K for it. Maybe, but it seems like there is something else going on here. Read more