Plus the tickets are only like five bucks each, too. Tomsula knows what’s what. Read more

If you go to an Alamo or a similar theater that brings you food while you eat, the breakfast/brunch options are IMHO usually superior. My local eat-in theater serves tremendous bacon-egg-&-cheese sammiches. Read more

Honestly, this is so true. Since we had a kid, we’ve almost always gone to the movies on Sunday mornings. It’s easier to get a sitter and we can hit the McDonald’s drive thru for a sack of Egg McMuffins to smuggle in. Paradise.  Read more

Because my work schedule is not “standard” I tend to have Mondays off, and I have found that Monday matinees in the early afternoon are the best way to see a movie. Other than Endgame, I think of the last five movies I’ve seen, I shared the theater with less than 30 strangers, total. Read more

I exclusively go to movies in the morning. Not only is it a few bucks cheaper, not only is it less crowded, but there are also very few things in life better than seeing a great movie and being home before 11AM. You basically still have your entire day ahead of you. Read more

Humans have always been stupid. And you are included in that subset. Read more

Who makes a writer “truly sanctioned,” anyway? The Queen? Read more

Using “Dick and Ball’s” [sic]: Not manly. Read more

The exchange with Joel Sosnick may be my favorite Dead Letters entry ever. Read more

I don’t get why you guys keep writing about Liz Mair. Who the fuck cares about some D-list “political operative”? Who reads fucking Deadspin that cares? Read more

Well, fuh stahtiz, Pawtlind has Lillid, and da Kid from Lehigh. Denvuh has da European kid one a da Plumlees. Read more

Fun fact: He probably doesn’t make that catch due to fans being in the way, except that there was a torrential downpour in Houston tonight and rain was coming in through the panes in the roof over centerfield, so all the fans in the front rows had moved back to avoid getting wet. Read more

Josh Reddick is one of my favorite players. Really good glove, gives great ABs, and is a fucking character. Always gave me slightly-dumber-Tim-Riggins vibe. Like, I bet he has or has had a jean jacket with the sleeves cutoff. Read more

These are the actions of an abuser. Here’s how: Abuse is about manipulation of power and control. Here he is, being a “concerned” parent to show up at school to pick up his kids, even though, based on what is being reported, he should not. He’s trying to publicly show that he is a responsible parent. It situations… Read more

Zach Smith looks like a guy who tells his friends, “I know they have to act like that, but that stripper was definitely into me.” Read more

“Our guys are fucking giants”

There’s a reason why the Cavs with Kyrie before LeBron were a bottom dweller. Read more

Is it taboo to partially blame “Mamba Mentality”? Read more

Thanks for this...having a shit week and timing is perfect. Read more

genuinely imagine watching the bucks this year and being like, “y’know, we need to hire the guy who couldn’t coach this incredibly talented team at all just last year” Read more