I always assumed that if I saw a headline with “Majestic Sky Dick” in it, it would be on either Vanity Fair or The Atlantic, and be yet another story about some fucking punk band that Beto was in during high school. Read more

Any discipline they may have received has been kept under wraps, although the investigating officer recommended “non-punitive letters of instruction.” Read more

“Sure, his friend hasn’t mastered the art of draping a blanket, but I’m sure he has the delicate hands of an angel when it comes to moving semi-precious mineral formations.” Read more

“We need to move this large rock. What should we do?” Read more

So what’s this mean for North Korean disarmament? Read more

I am a Rockets fan and a closet Harden apologist. I’m off the train. I’m done getting hoodwinked by regular season success. I yelled “QUIT TRYING TO DRAW FOULS AND JUST PLAY BASKETBALL!!!” so loudly that my throat hurts now. I have to pick a new team to follow/root for next year. Any suggestions? (Lakers, Knicks,… Read more

I’m going to be the devils advocate here and say that this year’s Rockets team was not as good as last year’s Rockets team (Not surprising since they really only lost pieces in the offseason) and it’s not THAT shameful to lose to a KD-less Warriors team considering they won 73 games before he came to town. The… Read more

I hate the warriors with the passion of one thousand suns. But man, shit, it was cool to see them acting like the warriors of a few years ago. I don’t know how to reconcile this other than to make some pizza rolls and have one more coors light and say Read more

Contrast that with even the Warriors, whose fans are fucking herbs Read more

We heart you, Chris. Read more

The Rockets play a soulless ugly brand of basketball that ought to be even less rewarded than it is. Harden is an elite scorer and Chris Paul is arguably the best Point Guard of the 2000s but good golly gee willikers they make me want to power sand my eyes out with the incessant isos and whining. This is what they’ve… Read more

Can’t wait for the 20-page leaked report on how the scorer’s table cost the Rockets this game. Read more

Most Rockers fans are lovely people. Rockets fans suck though. Read more

All true but let’s be clear: the Wizards would have hung a fucking banner for beating this Warriors team. Read more

The theater I go to doesn’t serve beer til 11:00am,but it’s still a much better experience than afternoon or evening. Read more

Aw shucks, that was my space, dude. As someone who works remotely, this has been at least a once-monthly Friday morning ritual for me.  Read more

I love an early morning movie. The theater is quiet and cleaner, the tix are cheaper, and I come home with the whole day still in front of me. Breakfast popcorn for the win! Read more

When my local megaplex had a 7:30 AM Saturday Endgame showing, I was disproportionately excited. I was telling everyone, like I had just found El Dorado. Read more

That’s funny, I rarely go to movies, but I saw Hereditary on a Sunday morning in a virtually deserted theater (three other people, and two of them were a couple of retirees) and it was easily one of the best movie-going experiences I’ve ever had. I also haven’t seen Endgame yet and was planning on going this Sunday… Read more

Morning movies are also significantly cheaper than prime time movies!  Read more