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Chris Thompson
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Staff Writer, Deadspin

You can get suspended for Diuretics? Just wait until the Church of Scientology hears about this! Read more

Lopez and Lowry headlining the Eastern Conference Finals?  How much weed did I smoke? Read more

OG Raptors fan here, and for once in a playoff series I was almost happy for the opposing team. I find it really hard to dislike the Bucks as a team, or any of their players, and I knew going in that winning this series is a long shot. I was pleasantly surprised by Lowry's performance. All I ask for is an enjoyable Read more

You can say the same for the Bucks. At one point they were down 4, and were 6 of 34 from 3. They could have been absolutely crushing the Raps in this game. Bottom line, the Bucks have a good and deep bench, and the Raps really do not. If the Raps keep playing their starters 40+ minutes, they’re going to gas (just like Read more

But, check three point percentages. The non-Lopez Bucks were awful from deep despite Toronto sagging 3 or 4 guys into the lane on Giannis drives consistently. This could just have easily been a massive blowout.
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Man, Kawhi looked spent for most of the second half, including the entire 4th quarter. That’s not a great sign for the length and quality of this series... Read more

and gives viewers an emotional reason to root specifically for or against Read more

As long as he doesn’t throw at guys or bitch about insipid “Play-the-game-the-right-way” nonsense, I’m all for all the brashness and bravado.
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Yeah, the question is asked often how these innings and pitch counts are weighted, as every pitcher will tell you not every pitch and inning is created equal. You have a lot more in the tank if you’re spinning a Maddux free and easy than the “stress pitches” required when the bases are full of traffic. Read more

While incredibly fun to watch (I’ve paid more attention to baseball so far this year than the rest of the decade combined already!) this rotation is going to present some serious issues by mid-season. Read more

I have Sale on my fantasy team and could not, for the life of me, figure out how he ended up with his final stat line and not get a win. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Read more

The Warriors are better with Durant but it's definitely fun to see Curry slide back into the lead role and remind everyone why he was the consensus MVP.  Read more

I really hope Zion comes out and refuses to play for the Pelicans. Make it messy as hell, and force them to trade either the pick or him anywhere else. Hell, the Kings are more worth of Zion at this point than New Orleans.
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That’s not happiness to see New Orleans.

Probably the worst spot for Zion to land in, except for maybe Memphis. LSU football has more interest than the Pelicans in New Orleans. Nobody goes to the games.  Read more

...as well as a cell phone believed to have been dropped by one of the shooters... Read more