Eh. I appreciate to outsiders that the Raps winning over a depleted Warriors team may not be to everyone’s liking but I don’t think it would matter much in the grand scheme of things. Especially when the Warriors losing Thompson basically just knocks them down to what every other team in the league looks like. Read more

Plus side, we found Bob Costas’s Kinja.

“Oh for fuck’s sake.” —Me, a Brewers fan Read more

My wife and I once installed a toilet correctly after watching a YouTube video. Read more

I umpire at the collegiate level, and I wear equipment I have ‘received’ from current major league umpires, and what we wear is more stable than what catchers wear, but a direct blow to the heart area will alarm anyone. Read more

It’s far sturdier, but it obviously makes them less mobile than a catcher. The trade-off for the catcher is that they have a glove in their defense and they actually know what’s coming at them. Still, taking a shot like this directly to the heart region is scary. The ball could still send a pretty decent amount of… Read more

Search and Rescue helicopter pilot guy here. In case any of you are wondering if this will happen to you after falling off a cliff face or something and needing an airlift, it won’t if they do their jobs right. In the organization I fly with you have to use a line attached to the litter that’s held by a member of the… Read more

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!” Read more

Violent homophobe also prone to beating and sexually assaulting women. News at 11. Read more

Seriously, how is this piece of shit not in prison?  Read more

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin. Read more

Please please please please please please...  Oh please beat the Bruins... Read more

if you’d like a visual on the horror that’s been trevor rosenthal this season, check this out (you can even click some of the dots for video of the pitch)... think my favorite is how many of the “sinker” pitches ended up above the strike zone. Read more

I’m like that when people watch me try to throw stuff accurately. I have to ask the carnival workers not to look at me. Then I use the opportunity to steal a stuffed animal. It’s not for me. It’s for my girlfriend. You don’t know her. She goes to another Canada. Read more

Double-A Harrisburg, where Rosenthal has been pitching since May 11 Read more

What goes through the mind of a batter here? I’m assuming thought one is “probably don’t swing” but thought two must be “I’m going to die.” Read more

The entire city is exploding right now. I can hear it from my place, and I’m a good 5k (3mi) from the ACC (no one calls it Scotiabank Arena). Read more

He rented it to a family with a 5-year old expecting them to keep it in “pristine” condition. HAHAHAHAHA. As a dad who actually knows kids, that’s really rich.
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Relatedly, can I sue my own personal underage daughter for Crayon/pencil/marker property damage?  Like Scottie Pippen, I will be seeking to recover repair and/or replacement costs, as well as attorney’s fees.  Read more

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?” Read more