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Chris Thompson
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Staff Writer, Deadspin

Just look at that dude. No f’ing way I’m crowding the plate.   Read more

Because it’s the Wizards, they’re more likely to get the Ujiri who drafted Bruno Caboclo over Nikola Jokic and tried to trade Kyle Lowry to the Knicks than the one who duped the Knicks into taking Barngani, snagged Pascal Siakam late in round 1 and FVV as an undrafted free agent. Read more

Ty lue is available. He turned down the lakers, that’s gotta be a plus right? Hinkie, he’s watching the phone. Danny ferry has got to be available too. Read more

The last time there was a Deadspin item on the shift, I typed the phrase “bunt double”. Read more

You could draw some similarities to football. Buddy Ryan develops the 46 defense. Offenses move to more short passing, less play action. And so on. And it only took 5-10 years! At the rate baseball strategy evolves, I anticipate teams effectively game planning against the shift in...30 years or so. Read more

I cannot stop fucking laughing, I am watching this and its giving me Zapruder film vibes but with puke and alcohol and hockey and mid-day sun. Read more

Gloria, I don’t think I can run now.
Eating all of this pizza, all that beer I used to wash it down.
I think I’ve got to slow down, before I start to(BELCH!) blow it.
I think I’m headed for a meltdown, Oh Shit, I think I’m going to blow it Read more

I understand this was a situation where it was easy to get carried away, but you’ve got to realize during those times that you only need about half as much mayo in your beer Read more

Does Jordan Loyd count? What about Jordan Loyd? He’s already missing an “l” from his name, fer goshsakes! Read more

It would have been a lot more hilarious if his technical foul for the timeout DID result in the Warriors coming back and winning, and then he got suspended for Game 7 because he hit the technical foul limit for the playoffs Read more

The win covers up the fact that Nurse again called a bad late game timeout. Read more

I had shit-talked Kyle Lowry and the Raps’ chances after what I thought was a bad game 5 from him in the middle of what I thought was a middling (at best) series for him. I was wrong. And glad I was. Great job Kyle. Congrats Toronto and all its fans. Read more

Six years and millions of dollars later, coming around after that HBP and stealing home on fuckface Hamels is still the coolest thing Bryce has ever done. Read more