Imma let you finish Chris, but can we talk about how well Coby White’s hat stays on his afro? Much love, Coby. Read more

So you’re telling me the Suns - the same Suns run by notorious cheapskate Robert Sarver - made several moves where the only positive thing that could be said is that they saved money? I'm... less than surprised.  Read more

I read an article somewhere recently that had all this advanced data that showed that, long story short, Harper tends to see the best stuff from pitchers on average. By that I mean that he gets their highest velocity fastballs, and nastiest junk, compared to when they throw against other batters. When I read the… Read more

Eaton made a great charge and even better throw to get him on the play above, but that’s the 4th time Harper’s been thrown out at the plate this year, which is most in MLB.  Read more

FanGraphs is a little more generous about how Harper’s performed this season, but even their calculations put him on pace for an unimpressive 2.3 WAR by season’s end, which would be the lowest of Harper’s career outside of his injury-shortened 2014 season. Read more

at least he has 13 years to turn things around. Read more

It would seem like you might try hitting him second. He may provide some protection for the leadoff hitter in terms of getting a few better pitches to hit, and then Harper (to the extent that he’s even able) would have a chance to use some of his power with a runner more often on base. Read more

Even though it’s likely he’ll still end up getting rich playing a game for a living, I do feel more than a Manute amount of sympathy for him. Read more

I feel for the poor kid.  I can’t imagine much worse than being invited to attend a public event like that and then not being picked much less waiting for several hours. Read more

When Portland’s pick at 25 neared, I was thinking about how he’d be awesome value, but also how a seven footer with foot and leg problems would be a fucking horror show in Portland. So it was probably for the best the Blazers didn’t take him. He would have had a leg fall off or something before the end of his rookie… Read more

Jokic is excited that he no longer has the least impressive body on the Nuggets roster. Read more

Denver is the perfect landing spot for him to be honest  They will essentially just redshirt him like they did with Vanderbilt and Michael Porter Jr.  Read more

This kid is a hero for deciphering those word soup questions from Shams. I usually reserve this level of frustration for every single time Chuck Todd speaks. Read more

Bless this wholesome basketball dweeb Read more

If Kyrie’s still undecided on whether to stay or leave, this insolent rookie may have just pushed him over the edge.
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They may not have a GM but any Wizard worth their salt believes in their staff.  Read more

I feel like drafting the Maple Mamba was a spite pick and a further fuck you to Charles Oakley. Read more

Well when you put it that way fuck yeah Read more

I don’t completely understand what’s happening but god dammit I’m excited Read more