Giancarlo, si può stoparlo! Read more

“...hunting for Bears OTA updates...” Read more

This is fun. Except for the inevitable PED suspension in 3... 2... 1... Read more

I had the 3 am nickname first, given to me for my criminal history of trying to get into a grocery store for cigarettes after an unintentional 3 hour couch nap  Read more

Finally bringing my two favorite Jims together to form the ultimate tandom: Read more

Has there ever been a fist fight between players on the same TV during a nationalized game before? Read more

Please, please, please. This sounds worse than JR Smith to the Lakers. Must see TV. Read more

As far as chemistry goes, this is somewhere between Union Carbide Bhopal and a North Korean meth mega-lab. Read more

To be fair, “I was real fuckin’ drunk at the time” is the only plausible explanation for most Kings front office decisions. Read more

If that first fact is relevant, let it be known that the Buffalo Bills finished Top 2 in football playing in 1991-1994 and deserved the Lombardi trophy.

Talk radio was a mistake.
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There is no punishment this jerk could receive that will be as bad as the guilt he’ll feel later in life when he finally realizes how awful this was.  A close second would be having to let Andy Reid sir on his face until his buttcheeeks form an airtight seal and he has to take in no less than 50 deep breathes through… Read more

The Knicks reportedly acknowledged their bad behavior but chalked it up to “a misinterpretation of the policy on when credentialed reporters must be let in” to press conferences. Read more

This pettiness is understandable. Obviously, the billionaire’s got the blues Read more

Notice how he stammers on the word “welcome.” I’m pretty sure he almost said “me” there instead of “him.” Also, the use of “rare talent” is odd.
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It was a giveaway when Irving said “Hi I am Mikey, long time listener, second year Celtic” Read more

H/t Mike Read more

You can tell it wasn’t a real boston fan because he was positive about a black persons contributions. Read more

I’m gonna be pissed when it turns out it actually was him in disguise and this was just another Pepsi commercial. Read more

“Mikey” is also an anagram of “Kymie”, which is almost certainly how Kyrie refers to himself. This is totally Kyrie. Read more