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Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

I think the really depressing thing here is that if the Mets had even the low-rent Os bullpen, they’d be in contention right now. Read more

A week of listening to WEEI in my carpool has made me desperately want Kyrie to sign with Brooklyn, dunk TD Garden through the Earth’s crust, then win finals MVP again while all those little chowdah heads cry into their Gordon Hayward body pillows.
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As a heat fan I have to say this isn’t without precedent. I remember when we had maybe only flash and chalmers and Beasely under contract. It can work. Read more

People said they were in cap trouble unless they got the Pelicans to agree to delay the deal or got it amended. What they’re doing is now trading 6 players and 5 drafts worth of picks to get one guy on the roster. They’ll now have 3 guys under contract, one max slot, the room exception and a bunch of minimums. The Read more

Should Kawhi spurn them, this could turn into quite the hilarious amount of fuckery. Read more

“And besides, even if they don’t land Leonard, the Lakers now have enough money to pivot and give a max contract to J.R. Smith. Truly a win-win scenario.”

Thanks for that. I had kind of a rough day and needed a good genuine laugh.  Read more

Man, I don’t see how they’re going to fill out the roster- oh my god is that Kobe’s music???
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The Orioles are the Chipotle of awful teams. The Mets are the French Laundry of awful teams. Exquisite and to be savored.
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Mets fan since ‘71, listened to the game today, and when Frazier hit his two-run home run in the 9th, I felt absolutely nothing. Not because it wasn’t a splendid moment, but because I knew — the way Spock knows that when he drops a hammer on a positive-gravity planet, he doesn’t have to see it fall to know that it has Read more

If you think we’ve hit peak Mets, you haven’t been following long enough, before this season ends there will be a taxi incident, a player missing a game out partying, 10 more pressers of BVW saying, “this is fine”. Please hug David. Read more

Job I used to have had similar problem one time. The company had a blockage in one part of the building due to someone using paper hand towels to line the seat when they took their afternoon dump. Well the paper balled up and crated a block in the pipes and it caused a main waste line to burst and flood the basement Read more

The Yankees have a 6 game lead on tampa and 9 on the red sox, which they built in large part without Stanton, Didi, Judge, Hicks, or Severino. They’ve won 10 of their last 11 and have mashed homers in 29 consecutive games. I think they’ll be okay without Stanton  Read more

So the Yankees recall Clint Frazier. He mashes for a while, gets traded for some ace starter. Yankees keep winning. Darkest timeline continues........ Read more

I mean last season it was the Dodgers (and the season before that really) but because they have the money to spend their way into depth, they will be fine. Read more

At this point I don’t even think the injuries matter. Unless LaMahieu, Sanchez and Torres suddenly drop, they’ll probably just keep on piling up the wins. Read more

Damn it! Why can't anything GOOD happen for the Yankees for a change! Read more