miserableshitehawk
Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

Worse even than the score was how Tiger moved around on the course, frowning constantly and bending gingerly and grimacing and stretching.” Read more

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said.  Read more

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on?? Read more

I’ve made that merge. It's not easy. Jokes aside, he's lucky, and he'll hopefully find a football job.  Read more

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart Read more

A reckless beaning is worse than trucking a catcher, given the circumstances. Read more

Put a guy out with a blatant violation of the rules and concuss him = 2 games. Read more

The true downside to the Thunder keeping Chris Paul is that it slows the development of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander. He had a really good season running the point for the Clippers last season and played better and better as the season wore on. The Clippers had a few vets to play PG like Pat Beverly and Lou Williams, but Read more

I doubt he’ll be there the whole season...give Miami a couple months before they realize that adding him gives them a much better shot and they relent on the draft picks.  I don’t think the trade got hung up over the Thunder wanting the Heat to be bad, rather not wanting to have to give up protections or give back Read more

Could he just have the yips? I mean, 21 BB/9! Plus the HBP. I feel really sorry for any professional athlete who gets the yips. It must be miserable to be suddenly unable to do things that have been literally second nature almost all your life. Read more

Seeing a KO’d fighter eat several unnecessary additional punches because the ref didn’t get between the fighters quickly enough is one of the most stomach-turning things about the sport, as far as I’m concerned. I appreciate that Dean jumped in early, but I felt it was too early. She’s right though; refs have a tough Read more

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car Read more

Marcus was the twin that signed the cheaper contract extension to play with his brother in PHO only to be traded at the end of the season (and Markieff shortly after that). I don’t blame him for reaching for more money when front office types have broken promises to him in the past. No team earnestly builds their Read more

Living organ donor here. I hope he gets a kidney. I donated one of my kidneys seven years ago. I took up running afterward in order to lead a more active lifestyle to preserve my remaining kidney. I’ve completed twelve marathons and four ultramarathons since then. It’s horrible that the thousands of Americans waiting Read more