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Chris Thompson
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Staff Writer, Deadspin

Thomas reportedly views this role as helping Wall manage the mental struggle of staying focused through what can be some pretty dark and despairing days of rehab work and physical therapy and all the rest. Read more

I have too much respect for him to get into that. He’s a good man. Let’s not forget that he is a father, a husband, a grandfather, a buffoon, a grifter, a racist, a thief, a fraud, an enlarged pee-splattered sno cone, a bewildered golden-helmeted astronaut who’s just landed on this planet from a distant planet, a Read more

Chris, it makes sense. You don’t need dissension in that organization or any other for that matter. If there’s an anonymous leak, fire everyone. Beckham, gone. Mayfield, bye bye. Joey selling hot dogs in 44a, he’s done. Set the stadium on fire.  Read more

logic and facts DESTROYED by fleeting feelings of being human Read more

Having dabbled in Being Mad, he can now return to Not Being Mad and Just Thinking It’s Funny with a new perspective. He’s not saying anything, but it does make you think. Read more

I had to mute the broadcast during the rhapsodizing about Baez as a baseball genius after the Cardinals picked him off and Bad News Bearsed it into a run. Honestly, the drunk guy on the next stool at the bar is a better analyst than either of these knuckleheads.
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Earlier today, I pointed out that the both the American League and National Leagues have already struck out a combined TWENTY EIGHT THOUSAND times. They are well on their way to break the record of FORTY ONE THOUSAND STRIKEOUTS, set just last year. Read more

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago. Read more

Anyone who chooses to watch a Cubs/Cardinals game gets what they deserve. Read more

Lead off hitter probably started off as a smart way to hide your weak hitter who still got on base. Then it became an unwritten rule that you must have a light hitting fellow up top. And instead of teams hiding a hitter there, teams had to go out and find someone specifically who didn’t hit for power. And no one dared Read more

He looks like Gary from work leaving the weekly poker game, right before we jump him  Read more

“Wow, what a psycho.Max Scherzer, at home eating a live rabbit Read more

Well, nothing says good faith settlement discussion than publishing complete bullshit stats to try to make the other side look like greedy ungrateful women. Pay them. Read more

Thanks for replying. Reading my comment, I come off a little aggressive. I’m just frustrated with local coverage of the stadium. Yes, the stadium has problems, as do many public deals with private businesses. No, it’s not the same as Paul Brown. Local news here is just, in general, not competent to cover these issues. Read more

Where’d you find this? Just strange to be printing it now because the article is not “new” - it’s a month and a half old. Also, the numbers were called seriously into question by Field of Schemes, hardly a site that go out of its way to make stadium deals look good. http://www.fieldofschemes.com/2019/06/12/14964/analys Read more

The Robot Umpire Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2019. Human decisions are removed. Robot Umpire begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.