Sir, this is an Arby's Read more
“Sir, this is an empty room” Read more
I’m going to say Giri. He’s always hungry and I think to ensure our safety he would need to go. Read more
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there is a person behind all the memes, a man beyond the punchline, a proud and once-successful coach behind the laughingstock. Read more
“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday Read more
Cool, I remember my first Phish concert. Read more
I mean, yeah- watching Harper’s massive dong was cathartic, but given the choice between watching that and spending a quiet evening by the fireplace running my fingers through his hair, well ... catharsis takes on many forms, my friend.
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*several molars crack* Read more
That’s some pretty damning stuff. It’s almost as if powerful people were friends with Jeffrey Epstein and his contacts kept him above the law. Almost as if our entire justice system were fundamentally broken due to corruption; but if that were true then we’d see a lot of poor, largely powerless individuals being… Read more
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Jerry Jones is incorrect. The educated man knows to use his blood to form the sacred symbols and call upon the dark power of the great old ones to assist him. As the bile rises in his esophagus he knows to hold it in with all his might so as to not offend. When the paramedics arrive, you stab the first one in the… Read more
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Fun fact; I’ve already hit 14 home runs against the Orioles this year. Read more
“And have you seen Billy Beane’s haircut? It’s absurd.”
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I’ve said it before, I will say it again. Javy Baez is a national treasure. Read more
I really wish we could retire the phrase “team-friendly” in favor of “management-friendly” or “ownership-friendly.” Read more
Put that together with the Rockets’ Tillman-era hesitation to pay the luxury tax, and you’ve got a picture of an owner who is determined to maintain his own wealth, and is relying on Daryl Morey’s creativity to do what is done by other, better owners with cash. Read more
This is ridiculous. When, in the history of the sport, has a butt contributed to any type of difficulty holding on to a football. Read more
You should have kept transcribing. After your quote: Read more
Time will tell whether Bradbury’s watery buttcheeks will be a persistent problem for Minnesota’s passing attack. Read more
Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story. Read more